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Your friends will get a kick out of this: Aristotle questions your bench press while you flex your style. Perfect for gym sessions or casual hangouts, it’s the ideal gift for the fitness enthusiast or philosophy lover in your life. Soft and comfy, just like your best lift.
Philosopher Gains — Funny Shirt for Gym Buffs and Thinkers
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heather shades mix in a touch of polyester). It’s a unisex tee that runs true to size with a modern, slightly fitted cut — size up if you want a looser fit. See the size guide for exact measurements.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly on the print — treat the design like a fresh tattoo.
Shipping & Returns
Every tee is printed to order in 2–5 business days, then US shipping takes another 3–5 business days. US shipping is free on orders over $75. Because each shirt is made just for you, returns are limited to defects and fulfilment errors — see the shipping policy and refund policy.